How to be a terrible bike racer 101

Step 1:

Live in Wisconsin.

Notice the proximity to Canada.

Step 2:

Own a pair of XC skis.

Try to ski on a day where it snows more than 6 inches.

Wear a bright orange jersey.

Step 3:

Get laughed at by various 4th graders after doing a yard sale trying to take a jump at 10 mph.

Try to take pictures upside down.

Fall on your face numerous times.

Did I mention that it's cold here?

1 comment:

Shawn Hauser said...

time for a polar bear!