How to be a terrible bike racer 101
Live in Wisconsin.
Notice the proximity to Canada.
Own a pair of XC skis.
Try to ski on a day where it snows more than 6 inches.
Wear a bright orange jersey.
Get laughed at by various 4th graders after doing a yard sale trying to take a jump at 10 mph.
Try to take pictures upside down.
Fall on your face numerous times.
Did I mention that it's cold here?
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