Suffer o' Rama

Have you ever wondered why Spinnervals videos are all titled with hellish, morally degrading descriptions of suffering? For example, here is a Spinnervals #3:

Hmmmm, sounds enticing! How about this one:

Great! Now that I've suffered for *120 minutes*, I can scream for mercy from the television sreen because my body is spontaneously combusting.

Who buys this stuff, you may ask?

Only the crazy guys--the above two videos are on my Christmas list~