Oh glorious, tasteless saltine cracker, why do you torment me so?
To be salty is a dangerous trait, yet you wear it so serenely,
as if it were but a harmless topping--pleasing to the mouth,
it still rapes me of all the liquid goodness my body cannot hold.
In other words--more crackers, no racing this weekend.
23.3.07
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You write pretty well for a cyclist/engineer. Have you read any Shakespeare?
That? I found that written on a crackerjack box. Best one dollar and seventeen cents I ever splurged.
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